forgive my vanityTumblr (3.0; @heyhectorrrr)http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7823c3fff16fb87b64e7ef12b5d9f188/tumblr_mlzfdjz0xa1qdaww5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51181634251http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51181634251Thu, 23 May 2013 13:12:18 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/793a74f9b479b312b080bb4c4f595df0/tumblr_mf68mzGLvx1r6y3u1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51181111375http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51181111375Thu, 23 May 2013 13:04:53 -1000<p>ftw im getting my pay tomorrow</p>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51180607461http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51180607461Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:53 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd0ec0ba7ee1b36f4a016f8c5047ccbb/tumblr_mn8oe2MM0b1qift7ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://valley-of-design.tumblr.com/post/51177227048/siddhartha-by-matthias-cornilleau" class="tumblr_blog">valley-of-design</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lookbook.nu/look/4949746-Aloha-Helsinki-Siddhartha-Necklace-April-77" title="Aloha Helsinki Siddhartha Necklace, April 77 Aviator Jacket, Mr Gugu & Miss Go Clouds Tee, Around A Skinny, Vintage Boots">“Siddhartha”</a> (by <a href="http://lookbook.nu/stylnoxe" title="Matthias Cornilleau">Matthias Cornilleau</a>)</p></blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51178102509http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51178102509Thu, 23 May 2013 12:23:07 -1000tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?<br /> new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol<br /> tourist: oh you think you're clever???<br /> new yorker: what<br /> tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness<br /> new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor<br /> tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself<br /> the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending assholehttp://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51142171949http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51142171949Thu, 23 May 2013 01:33:06 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9359760bd9bbe8f488f645322c243ee3/tumblr_mn7vmhfbdq1qkc1yno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.wantering.com/post/51091644479/saint-laurent-black-skinny-stretch-leather-pants" class="tumblr_blog">wantering</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.wantering.com/product/mnoNK4P/?source=tumblr&utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=product_link&utm_campaign=mnoNK4P" class="productMetadata" data-name="Saint Laurent Black Skinny Stretch Leather Pants" data-brand="saint laurent" data-description="Five-pocket slim-fit stretch leather pants in black." data-color="black" data-shopbar="http://www.wantering.com/shop/mnoNK4P/?source=tumblr&utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=product_link&utm_campaign=mnoNK4P" data-price="4344.00" data-store="SSense" data-material="leather" data-pattern="" data-category="pants" data-subcategory="leather" data-gender="male">Saint Laurent Black Skinny Stretch Leather Pants</a></p></blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51114729679http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51114729679Wed, 22 May 2013 15:34:38 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56a1543388c6a321c99744ee405ff124/tumblr_mku4nzt8H61rjbduqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51110211518http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51110211518Wed, 22 May 2013 14:36:34 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50bc751a664334ea4be7b510eac2e195/tumblr_mn82y45mtb1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/51107486041/roommate-confessions-sit-on-a-barbed-wire" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890580/sit-on-a-barbed-wire-dildo"><strong>Roommate Confessions: Sit on a Barbed Wire Dildo</strong></a> [Click for more]</p> <p><span>He pissed me off to the point where I told him to sit on a barbwire dildo and changed every language on his PS3 to different languages. some korean, others spanish, and who knows what else.</span><br/><strong>- <a href="http://glassspire.tumblr.com/">glassspire</a></strong><span> </span></p> <p><span>My housemate went overseas for 6 months and left me with a 50 year old Iranian man who would spend close to an hour in the toilet each night and cut his nose hairs before arranging them neatly on the tap. Anyway. The day before I finally moved out I poured milk on her mattress so she would never be able to quite get that smell out of her room without getting a new bed.</span><br/><strong>- <a href="http://themostboringblogever.tumblr.com/">themostboringblogever</a></strong><span> </span></p> <p><span>The first time I met my freshman college roommate, I was leaving the room after having unpacked my things while he was coming in to unpack his. The second time I met him was later that day when I unlocked the door to find him sitting on the bed with a blanket over his lap with his girlfriend standing next to the bed. His parents were nowhere to be found. Mine, fortunately, along with my younger brother and sister, walked in with me.</span><br/><strong>- <a href="http://mariothecellist.tumblr.com/">mariothecellist</a></strong><span> </span></p> <p><span>I was so pissed at my previous roommate that I actually pissed in some of her perfume.</span><br/><strong>- <a href="http://celluloidchild.tumblr.com/">celluloidchild</a></strong><span> </span></p> <p><span>Our first entirely Tumblr submitted Roommate Confessions post. If you’d like to be featured in our column then <strong><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/submit">submit your stories straight to our Tumblr</a></strong>. We won’t judge you, but other people probably will. </span></p></blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51107842200http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51107842200Wed, 22 May 2013 14:05:01 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51106232555http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51106232555Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:24 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fd871f2da8f9525c88f60d630d1df9d/tumblr_mmv4udPXWp1qihh0eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abe51e5cfd83d09fb56e036db2e19648/tumblr_mmv4udPXWp1qihh0eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51104968798http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51104968798Wed, 22 May 2013 13:26:22 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll9703CoZz1qa4ahwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51104282937http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51104282937Wed, 22 May 2013 13:17:08 -1000<a href="http://youtu.be/gSBS9uI4j2E">Save SoSo | MODEL FILES: Season 2, Episode 1 - YouTube</a>: <p>I love this episode because … ;)</p>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51104128818http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51104128818Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:01 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85eb9cd3e156d7a334db0a1a19b0c900/tumblr_mmxv2mIEHX1rk9luco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dancerboys.tumblr.com/post/50644641619/13-05-134">dancerboys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>13-05-134</p> </blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51060824474http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51060824474Wed, 22 May 2013 00:04:58 -1000<p><a href="http://mrmoderngentleman.tumblr.com/post/51055259221/who-needs-a-girlfriend-when-you-can-have-piles-of" class="tumblr_blog">mrmoderngentleman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Who needs a girlfriend when you can have piles of Italian silk ties and Ralph Lauren shirts.</p></blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51060178140http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51060178140Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:14 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickypickystickyme.tumblr.com/post/50985686564/im-willing-to-watch-that-horrible-movie-just-over">lickypickystickyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.</p> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/ly5KJ">src</a></p> </blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51060161583http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51060161583Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:37 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecompanionsdoctor.tumblr.com/post/48021107990/whenever-my-friend-says-goodnight-to-me-on-skype">thecompanionsdoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bfff96e476fd0edaaaec488b4ddd9279/tumblr_inline_mla5fesbns1rukdo9.gif"/></p> <p>and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b28416bb5c4a367617cf7b54a424dac1/tumblr_inline_mla5ieSXMa1rukdo9.gif"/></p> <p>Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years</p> </blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51059723490http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51059723490Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:41 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0heu8Dmbv1rnerxro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/51028378520">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j8csL4ti1qm0em6.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k2n0tTB51qc8pqd.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51059577630http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51059577630Tue, 21 May 2013 23:18:01 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9ecc04a2abc5e64ad28afdd0168d1e5/tumblr_mmmootviSf1r9rffqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://garcode.tumblr.com/post/51033072479/gareth-pugh-ph-by-s-lve-sundsb-for-arena-homme" class="tumblr_blog">garcode</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Gareth Pugh</span><span> ph by </span>Sølve Sundsbø for Arena Homme + February 2007</p></blockquote>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51034240508http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51034240508Tue, 21 May 2013 15:21:31 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c1e23dd0be6dd13168c7158f6aa42ab/tumblr_mn6e16hcin1rdw1plo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51034030330http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51034030330Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:58 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8327892165a076e5504ac1d74a6a78e6/tumblr_mn0rdlurY81r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97a70fa06fc87ba1c0c34dca1b401b6e/tumblr_mn0rdlurY81r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51031446392http://heyhectorrrr.tumblr.com/post/51031446392Tue, 21 May 2013 14:46:52 -1000